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university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".

Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."

by UMWryan January 28, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Date with Mary Jane

doing weed

"I got a date with Mary Jane this Saturday."

by thekatechick May 31, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Mary's County

Located on the southern tip of Maryland, this county has been deemed the birthplace of "religious freedom" (which is really just a nice way of saying that as long as you were Christian during the time of the colonists you were okay, but by law you could still be murdered if you were an atheist, a buddhist, or of any other faith). Colonists first settled on what is now known as St. Clement's Island in 1634, where the country's first Catholic mass was said.

This county boasts a highly educated population, but also is home to some of the most rampant development in the state, not to mention some of the worst drivers in the world.

Once revered for being a small rural community, this place is currently trading in its country roots for more crab shacks, crack houses and strip malls.

85% of the area's jobs come from the Patuxent River Naval Air Station located near Lexington Park, Maryland, which means if you aren't an engineer or a soldier, your chances of finding a decent, well-paying job are very slim.

The area is also known for its obsession with greasy oyster stew and steamed crabs, its outrageous taxes, its overly high rent prices, it's inbred native population, and its complete lack of art or entertainment options for residents.

I've been trying to get out of St. Mary's County since I got here.

by atrociousandy April 5, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Sue

A character/OC that is invincible, almost god like, to an extent that is extremely unlogical ans annoying

"He was such a Mary Sue when he got stabbed in the heart but pretended it was nothing and walked away"

by rednaxela July 18, 2016

58๐Ÿ‘ 965๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashley Marie Young

the greatest, cutest, sweetest girl to know shes so great from her gorgeous red hair and her bright eyes, to the way she smiles, she is always there if you need her and she's fun to talk with, shes been through alot in her life but somehow finds the strength to overcome it all and keep moving on, she is honestly the best thing that has happened to a guy like me

She is so great that nothing compares to Ashley Marie Young

by foxkid July 2, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Poppin's purse

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse

by hyden coombs January 22, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Sue

There are many OCs that are terrible, the most common are the Mary Sue, the Victim, the Not-OC and the Demon.

The Mary Sue is an absolutely perfect OC. They usually have bad pasts, never get angry, be skilled in every skill, have magical powers, be over powered, and never loses. They usually have the rarest abilities and are soooo unique. (Not at all).

The Victim is an attention whore OC. Someone with usually a cheesy 'cruel' and sad back story. They probably had something awful happen to them, so bad it affected them forever.

The Not-OC is someone who completely clones either another OC or what the OC is parodying.

The Demon is one of the worst. Terrible past, ruler of other dimension or some crap, having powers that can destroy the whole world, being totally evil, having the colors black and red be everything about them. They never lose ever. Seems bad? They are!

* Mary Sue - Name: Cyrus/Gender: Female/Powers: All of them/Appearance: Huge, pretty/Personality: Calm, Smart, Strong, Powerful, Friendly/Backstory: Parents died, left out on road to die, picked up by abusive man, beaten every day, escaped, became ultra goddess
* The Victim - Name: Angel/Gender: Female or Male/Powers: Ability to fly and kill self instantly/Appearance: Blue eyes, purple hair, short/Personality: Sad, scared, afraid, violated, worried/Backstory: Parents killed, killers raped her, killers almost killed her, she escaped, didn't bother go to hospital, left in forest, animals ate her up, she survived, she lives today on the street
* Not-OC (MLP Example) - Name: Rainbow Slash/Gender: Female/Powers: Flying, sonic rainboom/Appearance: Rainbow hair and tail, blue fur/Personality: Arrogant, nice, loyal/Backstory: Caused first Sonic Rainboom (By the way this is completely Rainbow's personality in the show if you didn't know)
* The Demon - Name: Snapthrout/Gender: Male/Powers: Summons demons, shadow powers, fire breathing, flying/Appearance: Red eyes, black hair, battle markings, scars, red and black wings/Personality: Totally evil, hates everyone/Back Story: Killed in real world, became demon king)

by TheMakerOfWords December 25, 2014

113๐Ÿ‘ 2008๐Ÿ‘Ž