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The master of bait

Professional fisherman

The master of bait is a professional fisherman

by The master (of bait) August 23, 2024


Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

by Death Menace February 28, 2023


LGBTQ master

A person who is extremely LGBTQ.

I saw you do something that only LGBTQ masters do, so I think that your an LGBTQ master.

by Fatass jameraniack July 25, 2022


Master of ceremonies

A synonym for the word penis, used in the late 1800's and the early 1900's

Girl 1: "OMG! I hooked up with Fred last night, and his master of ceremonies was so small!"

by coresses May 29, 2024


Scuff master

Mainly used when playing video games ie fifa against a mate … when he’s one on one with keeper or almost dead cert to score he hits it for row Z

Jesus Dave your a scuff master

by neddy flanders November 6, 2023


Master Diver.

Anyone that is Master of Cunnilingus, eating pussy.

I love pussy so much, I'm a Master Diver.

by Master Diver November 16, 2020


Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.

Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker

by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023