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damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good
person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!
The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course
The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)
(11/6 get the sticks)
Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.
A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.
Person 1: Who's going up next?
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
a horrible person who is part of the boisss and is a pathetic ,homophobic ,self obsessed dick