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michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.

person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone

by baylenslevinee May 02, 2020


Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019


Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

by michaelmcfine May 07, 2022


Michael Badra

A pussy that won't hang out with Myranda because he might end up in a cocktail dress

Don't be a Michael Badra today!

by Myra Mac March 06, 2019


Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021


Joseph Michael

A kind hearted guy. Always has the best intentions.

There are 2 types of Joseph Michael

1. The sweet, funny, super sensitive kind who are immature, irresponsible, and don’t take care of themselves yet really care about people they love

2. The always bright and smiley kind who are super respectful, funny, smart, and handsome. Makes you want to never leave their side

I have to choose between 2 Joseph Michaels. I didn’t realize my boyfriend was the first type until after we started dating. I’m in love with a 2nd type.

by HAHAHAHAHAHAnicetry January 11, 2019


Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021