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Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.
My Nick Haggar has been acting up lately.
Hey have you seen Coach Nick Today?
Coach Nick: LETS GOOOOOOO ROYALSSSSSSSS!
Everyone else: Oh?
1.A guy who thinks that he is based and sigma but he is actually a pathetic failure and a criminal.
2.A guy whose parents don't love him.
Dude 1:Hey remember that piece of shit,based sigma nick on discord?
Dude 2:Yeah,I'm gonna fuck his mom to give her a child she actually loves one day I can't with that guy.
lovers of nick sturniolo <3
“im a chris girl”
“im a matt girl”
deep down, we’re all a nick girl
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
probably the best kepper of alll time, better than everyone
what a save from nick pope!