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The result of a blowjob with braces
Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money
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Another word for semen
Last night, Mike penis blasted all over this chicks shirt and then left.
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A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
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When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
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A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl
DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis
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Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.
8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!
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