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A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it
I just had the best Russian quesadilla
Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
A cocktail consisting of
• Vodka
• Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly