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(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.
Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO
Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year
Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.
A person who doesn't do a real sport ex:bmx
Woah you ride bikes? Friggin jam eater
Feeling like the anime main character, even tho you are embarrassing yourself.
He does so much Jam RP recently
When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!
Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.
You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.
"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"
"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"
In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"
When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."