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1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
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The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.
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Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
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The hot backs the play for Wales rugby union team
I think I'll pull Dan Biggar out of the Welsh wank bank
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Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
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Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit
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A combination of the dutch rudder and a dutch oven simultaneously.
so the other night I was getting a dutch rudder and the covers and I farted, got me a netherlands stink wank
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