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a guy who plays around, in his own piss like its a slip and slide waiting for his diper to get changed (aka you to change his life) but when you go to help him he acts like he a grown man when he far from it.
ex: Friend 1 - "oh look who texted me (insert name) hes on drugs by the river and says hes leaving town"
Friend 2 - "oh you mean the piss baby?"
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When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.
dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.
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When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus creating the African Piss. This can be furthered to a African Piss with twinkie surprise if you then ejaculate on the chaffed spot.
Guidelines
1. She must be Black
2. She has to be atleast 300 or more lbs
3. She has to be a stripper
4. You have to be getting a lap dance
5. She has to urinate on your leg
6. You have to chaffe from the urine
Wow i had such a good time getting an AFRICAN PISS last night.
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Fuel additive tested on the SR-71 Blackbird to reduce infrared emissions by ionizing the exhaust plumes.
USAF F-15 test pilot: WTF I can't get a lock! That damn panther piss in the SR-71 is screwing up my IR detectors!
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Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.
Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.
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Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"
Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
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When two people piss on eachother, as an act of foreplay.
Considering I am better equipped, I always beat my girlfriend in pissfights
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