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playing an upwards red

refers to the system used on popular game pro evo to measure a players form, but translated into real life as to how someone is playing football, how there pulling or how there generally feeling

"champ i cant believe you just pulled rachel dove" "yeh i was playing an upwards red just then"
(- well he'd have to be)

by Frazer Newport April 24, 2007


Playing the angel's trumpet

Getting high by smoking weed

-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.

by QueenSativa October 25, 2010

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Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018


I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013


Accidentally play the violin

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.

He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

by Maxim Bovich Afonin April 17, 2018


Playing my Nintendo

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.

"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."

by Cecil is better than you December 19, 2018


Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012