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Ringing

When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.

Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"

Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"

Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."

Mike: "You belong in jail."

by skidmarknumber3 March 05, 2025


madison ring

she is a funny, beautiful person. if you get on her bad side she will kick a bitches ass

"omg there goes Madison Ring"

by rrrryjhggytfd November 21, 2017


Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)

Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it

by LittleCC November 05, 2021


Ring-rolled

Sneaking in a lord of the rings quote during a normal conversation.

Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run

by February 02, 2021


/ring

/ring is a discord server owned by the amazing seren.

omg /ring⁉️ thats serens server

by seren2818 August 18, 2023


french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 06, 2015


crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017