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Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.
Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”
another term used for anal beads
"Hey mom, did you steal my Sam Rigo"
A guy who, after dating a girl for a short time wants a hand job, but the girl does not agree. The guy then proceeds to grab her and and whip it out before ‘assisting her’ then regrabbing her hand every time she tried to pull away.
“Yo, did you hear about frank?”
“Yeah he tried the do a Sam culpepper On Angela and got bitchslapped”