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theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics
Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping
Boy : do you like sleeping?
Girl : Yeah!!
Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!
Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.
There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.
Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.
There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.
Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.
“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”
Person 1: "hi!'
Person 2: "youre such a sleeping dozer, you slept the entire carnival!"
Person 1: "oh"
Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
Who is winning the sleeping contest
When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call