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The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.
"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."
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The guy in prison with the most "kooch"-like butt-hole. He is the most prized of all the inmates.
I'm about to spend a little time with the special k-man, you know what I'm sayin?
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When in foreplay, a man may tittyfuck a female backward, with his posterior upon the front of her head. She then performs anulingus on him while he tittayfucks her hard.
I was messing around with this chick, and I got the BROWN-LIGHT SPECIAL!
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The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.
Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
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Often Facebook users are reported by other users. From time to time the Nazi's who run the show decide that the reported user has crossed the line and send the Facebook account into 'Special Olympics Mode'. That is, it has become disabled.
Emelda- "Hey Ivan, have you heard from
Ricky lately?"
Ivan- "No, I think her account is in
special olympics mode"
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Right when you get home from school you go poop.
"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."
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When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.
Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"
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