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when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face
scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise
When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one
I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.
Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise
When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey
When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise
The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.
When a woman sends scandalous pictures
"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "