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Konami Code

Guy1:wats the cheat code
Guy2: up up down down left right left right b a start

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You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

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Two wrongs don't make a right

Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.

Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!

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Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.

1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?

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are you guys for cereal right now?

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

living on the right side of the glory hole

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.

Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”

Pulled that right out of your ass

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.

Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.