Albino Mexican

An albino mexican is a white (caucasion) male that can work just has hard and as effeciently as a mexican worker.

wow, that guys is an "Albino Mexican" working on the construction jobsite..

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Mexican Labor

job's that every one else isn't dumb enough to do.

i can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to scrap shit off the prota john ceiling. we'll call the mexican labor union's, they are dumb enough to do it.

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mexican skydiver

Mexican Skydiver is when you take 30 or more ounces of Margarita and you drink it all at once, usually through a beer bong. This method was invented by Droy of Albuqerque

Last night Dave had five mexican skydivers.

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mexican dancing

reading a book (preferably children's) and thrusting yourself at someone while they're sleeping.

Rebecca was mexican dancing with Justin in her bed.

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mexican snorkel

a sex position where the girl puts a guys balls in her mouth, and the gives the guy a hand job, and thus the erect penis looks like a air tube.

I was trying to perform the Mexican Snorkel, but his balls were too big for my mouth!

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Mexican Tuxedo

An outfit consisting of a Dickies shirt and matching Dickies pants

boy 1:is that your dad wearing the Mexican Tuxedo?

Boy 2: Unfortunately, yes

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Mexican Bong

A shitty roadside job portable restroom. Refers to the tube inside the port a john where the stink is emptied through.

Where's Paco?" "He's hittin the Mexican Bong.

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