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The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.
I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer
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A kick to the vagina while the female is currently having her periord or on the "rag" if you will.
"That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a rusty work boot."
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To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.
Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!
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It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.
"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"
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Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp
Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp
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Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.
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