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You know your at/go to parkway west when...
there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
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The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.
My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.
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A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.
Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.
Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.
SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.
SHSW Student #1: Okay.
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A place where no one gives a fuck. Sluts, druggies, blacks and STD galore. The teachers are horrible. The hallways smell like ass and are covered with roaches. The bathrooms couldn't be dirtier; however people still have sex in them. New principal every year (due to the last one always getting knocked up) and they're always terrible. Truly a shitty place. The only good thing about this place is their french fries at lunch.
Mike: Hey man, I heard West Carteret High School is easy as shit.
Tony: Yeah.... you don't get caught doing ANYTHING!
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A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many
Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
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The act of putting moonshine on one's dick and setting it on fire.
Matthew: Hey Noah Cotton do you want to have a West Virginia Tiki Torch?
Noah: You know I would love that!!!
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1. is a anti-gay, USA, world, and armed forces "cult" ran by " Pastor" Phillips ( who is capital G gay)
2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.
3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out
4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)
The West boro Baptist church is full of hate, and is full of dumb and stupid christians
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