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The local high school for West Linn, Oregon.
While a lot of the students are particularly wealthy, very few of them actually brag about it, as everybody seems to exaggerate. The people who usually write these definitions are usually the rich snobby types who get arrested for doing extremely stupid things and then wondering why.
The teachers are actually very good, but some students (see above) dislike them simply because they openly oppose them.
There are some really cool people at this school, though, amid the crowds of students. Though there are quite a few people who do/have done drugs, they generally are cool people, once you get past that. This usually has to do with the fact that these people do have a lot of money, with parents who have full time jobs meaning they're never at home, so the kids get bored with having everything and being good. Thus, they go do drugs.
There are a good chunk of students that are about middle class, but since people only come on here to rant because they got picked on, you never hear about them. There are some snobby people in this group, but for the most part they're pretty cool, down-to-Earth people.
tl;dr, WLHS is actually a pretty good school to go to. People just complain constantly because they do bad things and can't figure out why they're in trouble.
Kid 1: West Linn High School seriously sucks, man. I kicked over a trash can and a teacher actually had the NERVE to reprimand me! (This is an unrealistic representation since the people who usually do these things probably can't even define 'reprimand')
Kid 2: Yeah, I know, right? It's like they actually expect us to be GOOD and stuff!
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Kid 1: I got this awesome new laptop for Christmas, and I'm super excited about it!
Snob: Oh you rich people always go on about all your nice fancy stuff because you're all rich and stuff.
Kid 1: Actually, my family had to scrape together the money for this.
Snob: You're a jerk for even trying to talk back to me. Not worth MY time! *goes off to smoke something*
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The greatest school in the world, with the greatest people in the world. Where Warriors are never in short supply, and everyday is awesome. settled right smack dab in the middle of no freakin where, on highway 11. so much better than walhalla and seneca, yeahh. entertainment? ha. hanging out in the old goodies parking lot, or muddin. fishin and huntin should be varsity sports. the band is amazing, even though the football team sucks. jrotc and wrestling are awesome, and lunch is everyone's favorite subject. West Oak: home of the warriors.
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: Im a WARRIOR!
Boy: Man, i wish i went to West Oak High.
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You know your at/go to parkway west when...
there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
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The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.
My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.
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A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.
Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.
Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.
SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.
SHSW Student #1: Okay.
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A place where no one gives a fuck. Sluts, druggies, blacks and STD galore. The teachers are horrible. The hallways smell like ass and are covered with roaches. The bathrooms couldn't be dirtier; however people still have sex in them. New principal every year (due to the last one always getting knocked up) and they're always terrible. Truly a shitty place. The only good thing about this place is their french fries at lunch.
Mike: Hey man, I heard West Carteret High School is easy as shit.
Tony: Yeah.... you don't get caught doing ANYTHING!
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The act of putting moonshine on one's dick and setting it on fire.
Matthew: Hey Noah Cotton do you want to have a West Virginia Tiki Torch?
Noah: You know I would love that!!!
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