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A man who has many of the physical and social features a woman desires, commonly found in an alpha male, such as money, fame, looks, height, humor, social skills. Yet still acts like a beta male even though they should have all the alpha features to help them grow beyond a beta male.
Damn, I always knew Will Smith was a willy male after seeing how obedient he is to his wife.
When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you
Bonus points if he has dreads.
“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
THE smarty pants
William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!
One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.