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Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

by booodty June 21, 2010


Crack ass

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head

That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.

by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015


cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 05, 2006


Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 09, 2010


crack pony

A person who acts super crazy.

They were such crack pony's today.

by SkyeWolf May 02, 2008


Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki July 11, 2008


Crack Whore

A Stupid Bitch With No Brain Than Often Uses Drugs Or Acts Like They Do.

That Girl Is A Crack Whore

by Sk8r4lfe92 October 06, 2009