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"I got fed up with seeing good definitions for my friend Ethan so I wrote this to call home a cunt"
Ethan, were do we start with ethan. He is the type of person that is so very special that you just want to be with him but he ends up with someone else. He is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but can pick the wrong people, he is so cute and his smile is to die for and you just want to be with him
“I really like ethan but he likes her”
One of the funniest guys You’ll ever meet he’s all around adorable one of the nicest people ever once you meet him it’s like you’ve know him forever
Is that Ethan
No
Then who is it
My future husband
Oh um so Ethan
Yes
Ok
One of the goofiest people you’ll ever meet He can make you laugh just by simply smiling He’s very attractive he’s normally really athletic but he’s a drama queen.If you have a Ethan in your life don’t let him go He is so so sweet an will treat you like a queen and will make sure no one ever hurt you
Ethan:I’m hungry
Person:Eat some cabbage
Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding