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The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.
Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.
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The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.
Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.
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To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club
"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax
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Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.
you are a turd jerker
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Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street
Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".
Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
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when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.
Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.
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