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jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 20, 2015


Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥

Claire weedie is Claire weedying today

by white man 310 November 21, 2023


weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023


Weed Cat Syndrome

A phenomenon where a fictional character gets unbelievably popular the second it's revealed.

This phenomenon is named after the nickname given by the internet to the Pokemon Sprigatito, who got popular after Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet was announced.

Looks like another character on Twitter has Weed Cat Syndrome.

by Theesl September 21, 2022

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Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by May 14, 2024


weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles May 28, 2012


Weed Flask

Another word for a dugout

That’s a cute weed flask

by Skunkfag April 20, 2018