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What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.
I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
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A wet willy is a prank that involves wiping a stick of butter all over your dick and then sticking your dick into an unsuspecting victims ear when they are not looking. This prank was used commonly during the Great Depression Era to lift the spirits of out of work Americans and was recently revived when demonstrated in the 1980's sitcom "The Facts of Life", when Phil Drummond (of Different Strokes) came to visit the girls at their school.
"Natalie was so flattered by the attention she was recieving, she not only
forgave Phil for the WET WILLY, she also forgot she was so fat for a few
minutes."
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To bang only 8's 9's and 10's, while simultaneously not concerning oneself with 7's and below.
Mr. Omar is a 4 at best but that guy will get wet every weekend.
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a term used by black people to describe a womens vagina
check out that hoe over there gimme some of that wet possum
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A common term for "mastrubating" in Atlantic Canada.
Bob caught Larry "wetting" to the Bengals "Walk Like an Egyptian" when he was 13.
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Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
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When a girl has deep sexual feelings towards a guy or another woman she has a wet spot for them. Having a lust on for another person. A lot like a soft spot, but hotter.
God damn, that Johnny Depp! I've got a real wet spot for him!
Do you see the way Jan looks at Greg? She's got an obvious wet spot for him.
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