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A small green caterpillar toy.
Willy Racham is my favourite toy. Bum bum willy willy bum bum.
A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.
Moggy looks like Bruce Willis
An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
Bruce Willis is an american actor
Wow that movie was great'
yeah it had Bruce Willis in the lead role
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
One who owns someone and/or licks their willie
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?
The willie licker just licked all your willies!