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A phrase used to indicate the arrival of a buzzsaw, especially when said buzzsaw is the topic of a rude discussion.
"Shut up guys, sun's out guns out" Mike said as Buzzsaw walked into the room
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The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
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A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-
Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.
Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.
Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.
Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!
In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!
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The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
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This is for the lads with the guns to protect where you are legally allowed to protect yourself from the Femboys that try to force you into a maid dress, don't let em take you lads RISE UP! This is a miracle to save your self... NOW GO AND SAVE YOURSELF!
"Hey, there little boy put this maid outfit on so you can be a femboy like me."
*Pulls out 6P41* "No it's April 10th gun day"
*Death*
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The art of effectively hitting a target with a bullet.
When the sniper shot down the helicopter he had good gun control.
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