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1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc
2) To stuff two apples into any orifice
Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...
...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.
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The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.
man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips
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a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!
" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"
" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
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jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.
Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.
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Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.
Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.
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The act of using green apple splatters as lubricant during sexual intercourse while the female is on her period, then the giver has to lick it all up and then make out with the receiver.
Note: This can only be done with a midget.
Dude, Josh totally gave that midget a Nasty Apple last night!
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A person usually female who has aged before their time. Most likely cause replacing water intake with methamphetamine. Causing their face to resemble a dried apple. Much like the kids game where you took a apple, dried it so it would shrink to resemble a real shrunken head. Shrinking human was practice used by cannibalistic tribe's. Apparently all the tribe's had to do was replace the victims water with meth to achieve the same results. You can find a Apple Head at any given time walking the streets of Hemet California.
Damn she looked good until I saw her face! What a Apple Head!
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