Research Cat

A cat in a lolcat picture sitting in front of a computer and looking disapproving. He says that wikipedia is not an acceptable source for referencing things like school projects and academic work.

Research cat says Wikipedia not acceptable source

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dope cat

someone who is way cooler than anyone else. They run their school and pretty much the whole town. If your not a dope cat don't feel bad, but don't feel too good cause only really cool kids can be dope cats.

Oh did you just see that fly daddy walk by? What a dope cat!!!!

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Cat Noir

cat noir is from a TV show called: “miraculous: tales of cat noir & ladybug” and is most definitely the sassiest, hottest, cutest, sexiest AND smartest superhero in the whole world.

- hey did you see miraculous last night?
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him

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Helpless Cat

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

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Snow Cat

A Snow Cat is the term used for an attractive elderly woman, above the defined age of a cougar. (60 years old +)

I went to visit my grandmother at the old folks home and god damn! Her roommate Betty was such a snow cat, she must of been such a dame when she was younger.

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pole cat

dead raccoon

you smell like a pole cat

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Cat Drowner

Noun:

The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.

“Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”

“What a Cat Drowner.”

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