When one is intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol to the point that he can no longer be trusted to drink from fragile or spillable containers.
Craig was so hammered last night he dropped two beer bottles in the kitchen and knocked over a nearly full bottle of Early Times. He was sippy cup drunk.
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The ultimate stage of drunkenness
At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.
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(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.
Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.
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when you get high off of a marijuana blunt and you start to see the world in Hey Arnold! vision and you decide to tell people about this at random house party after trying to bet random girls over stupid things and they think you are a freak.
"Do you guys feel Hey Arnold! drunk? Like you remind me of Gerald and you remind me of Sid right now. Do you see what I mean? Do you? DO YOU???"
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The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.
Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.
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To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.
I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.
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An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.
"I bumped into a drunk driver and missed the train."
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