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a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.
dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.
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A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.
*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!
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Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone
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This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!
I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!
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A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
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To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.
"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"
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When you reach into your pants, pull apart your hairy ass cheeck, put your cupped hands in there, release the fart, and now its at your control. now release on any victims or your own nose. do as you please. :D
As the heated fart fell into my cupped dirty hands,i smiled as i had the power to release my Quadoba fart on anyone i please. Now thats a cupped fart!
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