Rural Dictionary

let's ride Batman

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure

Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."

by robinridesbitch January 05, 2009

riding the buzz train

The state of being somewhat intoxicated, but not completely shitfaced.

Lawrence took 5 shots before the basketball game, so he wouldn't be completely fucking bored the whole time. Lawrence was Riding the Buzz Train.

by Moby Bigdick March 12, 2010

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

by Boogalini July 07, 2022

This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.

It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.

The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.

Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"

Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"

by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018