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When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
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Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"
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1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
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Shower and after you Poo. It feels like your born again.
I feel so good that i did my Shiz-Shower-Nut.
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When you are standing in the shower and suddenly you start thinking of a person you want to have sex with. Getting all hot and bothered, it comes on quick and you get lost for a minute. Can be left breathless and in state of confusion.
Standing in the shower her mind wandered. Lost in the vivid thoughts about the sex, the shower hot flash left her flushed.
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Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.
Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.
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A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
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