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A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.
girl : Alex you are like a brother to me
Alex: 😎
Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*
The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad
when your friends are talking about important, life-changing events, and you interrupt them to talk about something stupid or how you don’t know how to get dick.
“Don’t mean to Green Alex you, but...”
“Sorry to be a Green Alex.”
“I was talking, and she Green Alex-ed me.”
Neek / Nic fiend / Scrooge / Shaggy / Weirdo / Greasy head / Never seen a shower / Homeless / Frank Gallagher (UK) / Confused / Secretly fruity / Absolute fag / Fake gold ring / Adidas hoodie / Adidas superstars.
"Alex Wright is a neek"
Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.
Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate