The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
14๐ 2๐
An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!
14๐ 2๐
Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!
14๐ 2๐
When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.
"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"
15๐ 3๐
That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
14๐ 2๐
Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.
That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.
48๐ 12๐
The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.
Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.
Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
28๐ 6๐