A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
Omg ur such a bacon brownie
To display your sexual prowess.
Shake your bacon if you know what I mean.
A handjob by an American landwhale.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
uncultured swine who is so immature and doesn't moderate well at all
damn bro that bacon gaming doesn't know what a cock is
Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.
After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.
In edds opinion...
The best sh*t ever created
"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"
*intense hissing from edd*