Bone Apple Titty

The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.

Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...

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Mohammed Bone Saw

The common nickname for Saudi Crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman al Saud (MBS).

"Yo did you see Mohammed Bone Saw finally caught Khashoggi?"

"Yeah Bone Saw's gonna give all the heretics the CHOP CHOP!"

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sono tutti bones

everything hot, good, or of that nature

"shes sono tutti bones" meaning: she is hot, or good

"it is sono tutti bones outside" meaning: it is very hot outside

Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

jump his bones

To do the deed
To have sex

Girl! You should jump his bones

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Blue Bone

A Blue bone ('blue' is referring to the nhl team, St. Louis blues) Is an African American female from St. Louis, Missouri, and has the best body a woman can posess. She has smooth caramel skin, Amazing Ass, and a remarkable pair of breasts. The only person to call a blue bone ugly is a gay man. There is no straight individual that could call a blue bone unnatractive. They are the most beautiful women known to the hoods of America.

Homeboy 1: damn bruh, on my hood that chick a Blue bone

Homeboy 2: chuuch fam. I wish i could catch ME a Blue Bone like that.

Homeboy 1: aint no explainin what i'd do to that ass

Homeboy 2: ill be back cusso, im bout' to fall in love.

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Fresh off the bone

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

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