child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

child-in-law

Child's spouse.

child-in-law.

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.

Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.

money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil