Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

chip chest

that feeling in your throat when you’re eating chips like it hasn’t gone down shortly followed by heartburn

Oh mate I’ve had too many chips I’ve got chip chest.

all that and a bag of chips

The greatest show on nttv🍪

Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?

Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!

Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!

French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.