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I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.
When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
When you put peanut butter on white people
Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.
Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.