green dragon

the act of, upon the moment of ejaculation, thrusting the penis so far into the vagina, that the ejaculation blows the womans organs to shreds cauging her to puke out of her mouse and nose, a misture of organs and puke! nice :D

martin: dude i need to lay low for a while
bob: why martin?
martin: cos i just had kinky sex with some bimbo and i did a green dragon!
bob: JEESUS CHRIST!!!

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that's the pussy dragon

When someone acts like a little pussy bitch because they're incapable of mature decision making

Please dont act that way Beelzebub, that's the pussy dragon in you.

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dragon energy

Surge of energy awakened by fiery wisdom that challenges the norm and disrupts polemic, group think.

I just heard Kanye praise the POTUS and his dragon energy shocked the media.

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dragon people

Extreme gamers. They tend to dress with capes and speak with in confident tones while constantly reffering to either religion or the government. They act like they are intelligent but usually aren't. Not to be confused with emo or any of it's variants.

Go to a comic store and just look at the people. Look at the dragon people.

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Tactical Dragon

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.

Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*

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bearded dragon

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

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dragon balls

a cum shot from a dude with the clap

ie. spittin fire

"dude, i heard tanya fucked mitch last night?"
"oh yeah, she got a taste of his dragon balls."

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