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Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
A two hitter quitter. A guy that might accept a MW invite after a lot of forced persuasion, play two games, and then abandon a squad of real ones. A man that will make tracks mid sentence to go watch Genshiken.
Dylan was here, but that was 2 games ago.
Yeah, Dylan is such a two hitter quitter.
Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night
Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
"I thought a skunk smelled bad until I walked past Dylan in the school's hallway."
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Dylan is Dylan
Dylan is an absolutely massive faggot and really enjoys sucking dick.
Dylan will steal your boyfriend.
I caught Dylan having sex with my boyfriend!