The ancient way of describing a large farter; a large fart
"Man that fart was el farteg"
"el farteg shes a farteg its farteg"
When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.
Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!
I know man.
A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
The douche monster or the monster of douches.
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
the best ever TBE, undeniably the best name ever given to anyone who ever lived and there will never be another
Omg I’m wet in my knickers because el talento looked at me
Girl 2: omg.. el talento touched my hand and I had an orgasm
A sexy and wonderful athletic man. El-Jude is an idol to all and he’s also an amazing person. Everyone need a El-Jude in their lives. El-Judes are rare people who everyone loves. He’s a kind and wonderful person. Smart too, they’re known as the funny charasmatic friend everyone has. He’s a loyal amazing man who probably has a Big Dick.
If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it
I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today
El-Jude is a people person.