Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.
Definition 2:
One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.
Definition 3:
One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?
Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!
Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.
Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.
Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!
Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!
when you do marching band and you’re feet become unfeeling and immortal.
Normie: Dude, this boardwalk is so hot!
Marcher: I can’t feel anything because of my Marcher’s Foot haha.
Flappy foot is normally a boy named Matt and he is incredibly clueless to when he puts his leg in the air and his fat jiggles on his leg! U definitely want to be this kids friend if u have a chance.
Flappy foot is a very funny kid
The best possible height for a girl
Some guy: Bro I want a 5 foot 8 girl so bad
His friend: Same they’re literally perfect
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
A Cinderella-like beauty sought out for her innocent beauty, as her cute, shorter feet suggest.
"Zherky's so lucky--he's found his SMALL FOOT for life."
A submissive man (usually)
With a large penis
Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing”
(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”