Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Referring to who have you had sex with

sex whose bed have your boots been under

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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

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Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

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how many months have 28 days

you are that bored wow you need a life but its all of them bro think

you- how many months have 28 days

me-wow your alone if your asking a site to answer you

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I done been having had the strap

"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap

"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"

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Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

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u dumbass we do not have a website

hahah. u so unbelievably dumb

person 1 says some dumb shit
person 2 kicks him out of the conversation, puta him back later and semds this link. person 2 put a lot of time and effort in this site.
person 1 klicks the link and be sooo fucked. he be thinking:" lmaooo he got me gooooood"
u dumbass we do not have a websitebis used for that exact reason

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