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1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.
2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.
" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little
When something happens that is crazy, think gee wililikers
I just got noticed by a bunch of cops while doing a crime how zesty, how fucking zesty
The only way to win the game is if a person named Ethan, tells you that you have won the game.
Me: *thinking how to win the game*
Ethan: You've just won the game.
Me: AYOO, thanks bro!
Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.
Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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The way to tell a man he is extremely hawt ;)
That guy is so fine , I’m gonna ask about his aunt .
Hey how’s your aunt ? We should date king :)
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.
3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings
Take care out there and beware of Witches
Important survival guide on how to spot a witch