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Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
Your old as fuck. Like you should be in the grave, or in a museum.
"Hey, do you know what a Rotary Phone is?"
"Stupid question, no obviously"
On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.
Yeah.
Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick
The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)
“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa
this is for my mom.
phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.