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that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
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*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!
An activity carried out typically by Seniors and some Juniors in which the room checker will fuck around with the room checker in a multitude of ways, i.e. dick pillow, sausage microwaving, meat goggles, making Brett call himself a weenie, and interrogating a freshman about why they only hit him up to fish.
“Yo that freshman got room checked so hard”
“Yeah, I don’t know if he’s ever gonna look at sausages the same way ever again”
A term commonly used in the military or other settings where one is required to where a uniform that uses accessories that are pinned to clothing (name tags, ranks, ribbons, etc.). Used to describe an action in which a person who is evaluating uniforms will press down on a pin to see if the person wearing the inform is wearing their frogs (metal coverings placed on the backs of pins to prevent them from damaging the skin or falling out).
Dylan: Damn the flight commander frog checked me so hard during inspection I bled a little.
Alex: That's what you get for waking up an hour past your alarm and rushing your uniform.
A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
A quick rush of adrenaline that subsides due to a realization that the cause for the adrenaline rush was a false alarm.
The volunteer firefighter's pager went off causing an adrenaline check only to find out that it wasn't an emergency.
Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.