I can't believe it's not but-her face.

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

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her pussy taste like skittle

When someone says Her pussy tastes like skittles, it means that her pussy is sweet and they think it taste good.

Hey man last night her pussy taste like skittle!!

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B my L on her T's

blow your load on her tits

dang id B my L on her T's!

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I mean, I'd do her

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.

"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."

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grab her like a six pack

Just like two in the pink one in the stink.

WHen you carry a six-pack of beer you can put two fingers in the holes and your thumb in another.

So when you grab her like a six-pack, you put two fingers (middle and ring) in her pussy, and your thumb in her asshole.

Then you can carry that light bitch around like a six pack and treat her like the freak she is

Andy: That fucking girl of your let you grab her like a six pack last night?
Donald: You, she loves it when I do that.

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Butter Up ("Bud her up")

1. To put bud (weed) in her (your bowl).
2. To get buttered (high).

1. "Wanna Butter up ("Bud her up")?"
2. "Wanna get buttered up?"

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I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

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